As something of a 'fuck you' to the British Egg Information Service who, as keener readers will recall, have still not answered my query, I've taken it upon myself to infiltrate the British egg industry via other means.
Here is the first item in a vast portfolio of advertising material which I'll send to the British Egg Marketing Board who will immediately hire me, making me their EGG CZAR responsible for every aspect of egg promotion in the British Isles. I'll then shut down the British Egg Information Service, cackling and wanking as I do so.
By Simon J. James 9th January, 2010 - 7:13 pm
You are the Rasputin of eggs.
By rodti 9th January, 2010 - 7:37 pm
I’ve been called worse.
By Brennig 9th January, 2010 - 8:55 pm
Man, look at the thighs on the chick on the right!
By rodti 9th January, 2010 - 8:56 pm
That’s a chick?