What better way to kick the living fuck out of those hunger pangs than with a hearty mouthful of Müller Soup Corner? An extra large helping of boiling hot cream paired with a delicious concentrated lentil, mushroom or chicken corner creates your creamed soup just the way you like it.
This is the captain of your ship calling, and unless you buy a Soup Corner now you’ll be put in the hold with the others, and interfered with.
In the future, all food will be in soup form and concentrated to 3 big pills a day.
Cream is optional and Ketchup and Mayonnaise will be sold on street corners just like crack used to be before it was made mandatory..
Personally I’d like to see a future where all soup is in food form. Non-food soups will one day cause the collapse of modern society.
I’d buy that. You should sell that to Muller. I mean, Innocent are making soup now. The world has gone freaking crazy.
Personally, I think Gu should be encouraged to make hash brownies. And nuclear weaponry. There has to be cash in that.