Category Archives: Badverts
Abu Hamza’s HAM BONANZA
Hullo!. Who’s that cheeky scamp over there? Why it’s deranged cyclops cleric Abu Hamza! And what’s that Abu? The first person to kill an infidel in the ultimate act of martyrdom will win this delicious glazed ham? Well there’s a … Continue reading
Guitar Heron
LEGENDS OF SQUAWK I spent longer on this than I’d care to admit.
The gift of GOD
Are you struggling to find the perfect present for that special person in your life? That special person who may or may not know that you were in their back garden last night? Why not give them a unique, personalised … Continue reading
Müller Soup Corner
What better way to kick the living fuck out of those hunger pangs than with a hearty mouthful of Müller Soup Corner? An extra large helping of boiling hot cream paired with a delicious concentrated lentil, mushroom or chicken corner … Continue reading


