Ignore for a moment the intellectual property lawsuits about to be raised by the former Soviet Union and Pixar’s ‘Monsters Inc’ team, and instead revel in the visual delight that is a dancing Stalin.
I do hope a breakdancing Hitler is in the pipeline.
“I’M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE…”
Thanks to Rock Paper Shotgun
Some fantastic level crossing near-misses here, courtesy of Sky News (apologies for the advert beforehand). Gaze in wonder at these most asinine feats of human endeavour! See those brave imbeciles who will risk their lives to get somewhere ever so slightly quicker than if they’d just waited!
Apparently fifteen people lost their lives in the UK last year on level crossings. I’m hopeful that at least one of them was hit so hard that their faces were spread across the front of the train in such a way that it looked like a sickeningly visceral character from Thomas The Tank Engine. Imagine the look on the faces of any children present as it pulled into the next station! “Look Mummy, it’s Clancy the bleeding engine!”
There’s money to be made here. Get me Britt Allcroft’s phone number.
God bless the French. When they’re not riding rickety old bicycles or collaborating with the Germans, they do this kind of crazy nonsense.
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