Comments for the electric interfunt

Comment on Cock Piss Clarks by Percy

Percy — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:30:07 +0000

Shit bugger arsehole piss cock fart somebody’s stolen my horse and cart. Fortunately I’d left my Clark’s shoes on the cart.

Comment on The Adventures of Johnny Archaea by JJ

JJ — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 01:39:25 +0000

Hilarious! Up half the night studying for college exam thx

Comment on Cock Piss Clarks by Rodti

Rodti — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 17:26:03 +0000

RAM IT, CHEDDAR BOY.

Comment on Cock Piss Clarks by Patrick

Patrick — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 17:16:27 +0000

I’m pretty sure there’s shops that do specialist spastic shoes. You’ll be wanting one of them

Comment on The Adventures of Johnny Archaea by kayyy

kayyy — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:40:34 +0000

hahahahahahaha (: this is so good… staying up late doing biology research and came across this
thank you

Comment on Cock Piss Clarks by Simon J. James

Simon J. James — Sun, 16 May 2010 13:37:10 +0000

Are you sure you’re not walking like a loon, dancing yourself dizzy or trying too many of your ‘Stances’ in these shoes. Clarks shoes seem to be made for the indolent, the foppishly light on their toes or automobiled.

Comment on Cock Piss Clarks by Brennig

Brennig — Thu, 13 May 2010 10:52:26 +0000

Do you remember being wheeled in to the local Clarks (or ‘Clanks’ as I insisted on calling them) outlets as a pissy, snot-nosed schoolboy because Clarks shops were the only places in the known Universe that did those tickly width-fitting measurements?

Well in those halcyon days when British Manufacturing Quality wasn’t a snide joke laced with bitterness and irony, Clarks shoes were manufactured, by hand, in the Clarks factory in Street, Somerset.

Street is still the Head Office of Clarks shoes, but if you visit the place you will now find one of Europe’s largest ‘Shopping Experiences’. Most of Clarks shoes are now made in the former Eastern Europe by machines on massive production lines.

I can’t explain why, given the change in manufacturing process, the price of Clarks shoes hasn’t plummeted to match the manufacturing quality, but it’s a point worth considering next time you contemplate buying inferior good manufactured in Kyrgistan or wherever.

Comment on Cock Piss Clarks by @the_father

@the_father — Thu, 13 May 2010 08:53:11 +0000

Dear My Child,

I brought a pair of Clarke’s shoes once, then I found they had no soul.

Very disapointed. Although they did do them in my size, 7 G.

*Bless you my child and all your family*

Comment on S.T.U.N. Runner update by Rodti

Rodti — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:55:42 +0000

You have a podcast?

Comment on S.T.U.N. Runner update by Brennig

Brennig — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:04:07 +0000

Game? It’s a fucking… GAME? For Christ’s sake man, if you’re going to make iPhone apps, make one for our podcast – at least that’s useful. And informative. And full of shit. But funnier.