I’ve just seen a van which boldly proclaims on its side the promise of ‘professional bin cleaning services’. Exactly how does one measure the professionalism or otherwise of a bin cleaning service? I can only think of one metric which could apply:
1) Is the bin clean?
Surely even the most amateur bin cleaner could manage to clean one with a reasonable degree of efficacy? Admittedly the more novice bin cleaner among us might miss the odd spot here or there, or perhaps leave residues or traces of unspeakable decomposing horror in its deepest, darkest corners.
Professional indeed. Pshaw.
