Well yes I suppose I have been rather quiet of late, but I’ve been busy in my internets laboratory sticking bits of dead rabbits onto potatoes like some sort of sickening Mr Potato (Rabbit) Head thing. I suppose it’s all a bit of a secret, but it’s a scary secret and it’ll be rammed up your well-oiled internet pipes before you have the chance to politely decline.
Adopt the position.
Novelty ‘dead child’ draught excluders, only £9.99!
Ignore for a moment the intellectual property lawsuits about to be raised by the former Soviet Union and Pixar’s ‘Monsters Inc’ team, and instead revel in the visual delight that is a dancing Stalin.
I do hope a breakdancing Hitler is in the pipeline.
“I’M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE…”
Thanks to Rock Paper Shotgun
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