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		<title>Cock Piss Clarks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The ongoing saga of my shit Clarks footwear continues apace.  You&#8217;d think I might have just stopped buying Clarks shoes, but I can&#8217;t.  I just fucking can&#8217;t.
Further to my note of the 4th of January 2010 in which I complained about the rubbish pair of Clarks Oxfords that had fallen apart on me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abu Hamza&#8217;s HAM BONANZA</title>
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Hullo!.  Who&#8217;s that cheeky scamp over there?  Why it&#8217;s deranged cyclops cleric Abu Hamza!  And what&#8217;s that Abu?  The first person to kill an infidel in the ultimate act of martyrdom will win this delicious glazed ham?  Well there&#8217;s a tantalising offer and no mistake.  I think I&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>S.T.U.N. Runner update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not that anyone is in the slightest bit interested, but a few updates on my moribund quest to bring S.T.U.N. Runner to the iPhone&#8230;
Ed Rotberg, developer of the original S.T.U.N. Runner, says it &#8220;should be totally do-able on the iPhone&#8221;.  Thanks Ed!
I&#8217;ve bought Objective C for Dummies
So, all I need to do is learn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Set phasers to S.T.U.N.</title>
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Don&#8217;t worry, I don&#8217;t really have any phasers.  Phasers are a made up ray gun thing from Star Trek.  It&#8217;s all part of a hilarious pun you see, in as much as you can make a pun out of something by simply adding some punctuation.  Oh it&#8217;s all falling apart isn&#8217;t it?
I&#8217;VE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HENERGY</title>
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As something of a &#8216;fuck you&#8216; to the British Egg Information Service who, as keener readers will recall, have still not answered my query, I&#8217;ve taken it upon myself to infiltrate the British egg industry via other means.
Here is the first item in a vast portfolio of advertising material which I&#8217;ll send to the British [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Continued cobblers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Fri, 08 Jan 10 16:23:52, customerreplies@Clarks.com wrote:
Thank you very much for your email. I&#8217;m sorry to hear what happened to you
and your Clarks shoes.
Please return your shoes to the shop, along with your receipt, so the manager can look into the problem, I can see from your email that this is what you were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An irate note to C&amp;J Clark (Cobbler)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;RUBBISH!&#8221; I cried as my second pair of Clarks shoes to fail catastrophically on me in a month flopped uselessly around my feet this very morning.  First the very suggestion of snow caused my fashionable &#8216;Rom Lee&#8217; to split across the sole in December, and today the heel of a pair of natty Oxfords [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guitar Heron</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LEGENDS OF SQUAWK

I spent longer on this than I&#8217;d care to admit.
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		<link>http://interfunt.com/badverts/505/guitar-heron/</link>
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		<title>What if?</title>
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This is Anita.
She lives in a slum in Bangalore.
This is her life.
It&#8217;s a tough life for an 8 year old.
But here&#8217;s a thought:
What if she didn&#8217;t have to spend all day doing chores?
What if she didn&#8217;t have to walk so far to fetch water?
What if she didn&#8217;t have to look after her baby brother?
What if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bawling corporate idiocy</title>
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Everyone hates corporate buzzwords and boardroom slang.  Everyone.  Even newborn infants, yet to glimpse the world for the first time or hear anything other than the beating of their mother&#8217;s heart are filled with a primal, instinctive dread at the very thought of modern business phrasiology.  It is an unspeakable horror, more [...]]]></description>
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