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		<title>Set phasers to S.T.U.N.</title>
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Don&#8217;t worry, I don&#8217;t really have any phasers.  Phasers are a made up ray gun thing from Star Trek.  It&#8217;s all part of a hilarious pun you see, in as much as you can make a pun out of something by simply adding some punctuation.  Oh it&#8217;s all falling apart isn&#8217;t it?
I&#8217;VE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HENERGY</title>
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As something of a &#8216;fuck you&#8216; to the British Egg Information Service who, as keener readers will recall, have still not answered my query, I&#8217;ve taken it upon myself to infiltrate the British egg industry via other means.
Here is the first item in a vast portfolio of advertising material which I&#8217;ll send to the British [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Continued cobblers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Fri, 08 Jan 10 16:23:52, customerreplies@Clarks.com wrote:
Thank you very much for your email. I&#8217;m sorry to hear what happened to you
and your Clarks shoes.
Please return your shoes to the shop, along with your receipt, so the manager can look into the problem, I can see from your email that this is what you were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An irate note to C&amp;J Clark (Cobbler)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;RUBBISH!&#8221; I cried as my second pair of Clarks shoes to fail catastrophically on me in a month flopped uselessly around my feet this very morning.  First the very suggestion of snow caused my fashionable &#8216;Rom Lee&#8217; to split across the sole in December, and today the heel of a pair of natty Oxfords [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guitar Heron</title>
		<description><![CDATA[LEGENDS OF SQUAWK

I spent longer on this than I&#8217;d care to admit.
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		<title>What if?</title>
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This is Anita.
She lives in a slum in Bangalore.
This is her life.
It&#8217;s a tough life for an 8 year old.
But here&#8217;s a thought:
What if she didn&#8217;t have to spend all day doing chores?
What if she didn&#8217;t have to walk so far to fetch water?
What if she didn&#8217;t have to look after her baby brother?
What if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bawling corporate idiocy</title>
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Everyone hates corporate buzzwords and boardroom slang.  Everyone.  Even newborn infants, yet to glimpse the world for the first time or hear anything other than the beating of their mother&#8217;s heart are filled with a primal, instinctive dread at the very thought of modern business phrasiology.  It is an unspeakable horror, more [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://interfunt.com/funtlery/480/bawling-corporate-idiocy/</link>
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		<title>Operation Vogel</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One from the archives here, but since I&#8217;ve been neglecting you all a little I thought I&#8217;d spoil you rotten by dousing you in this hot spray of sticky liquid fun.  The following is an exchange betwixt myself and one scamming Nigerian bastard.  I&#8217;m afraid I have since lost the images that accompanied [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://interfunt.com/gayoldjapes/463/operation-vogel/</link>
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		<title>SEVENTY TWO</title>
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If I were to run into a crowded public place right now &#8211; covered from head to toe in the most powerful plastic explosives available &#8211; and detonate myself to the detriment of numerous innocent bystanders, Allah would give me seventy two beautiful, yielding virgins to do with as I wished.  SEVENTY TWO.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quiet?  Me?</title>
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Well yes I suppose I have been rather quiet of late, but I&#8217;ve been busy in my internets laboratory sticking bits of dead rabbits onto potatoes like some sort of sickening Mr Potato (Rabbit) Head thing.  I suppose it&#8217;s all a bit of a secret, but it&#8217;s a scary secret and it&#8217;ll be rammed [...]]]></description>
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