Comments on: You Don’t Mess With The Zohan

By: Rodti

Rodti — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:37:53 +0000

Yes, people did mess with the Zohan, with hilarious consequences.

By: Simon J. James

Simon J. James — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:17:47 +0000

I’m curious to know though, did anyone actually mess with the Zohan? Because clearly, the title of the film bears a stark and unequivocal warning.

By: Rodti

Rodti — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:47:55 +0000

I see now that I’ve been a fool of truly Brobdingnagian proportions.

By: Pope Gregory IX

Pope Gregory IX — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:34:38 +0000

It’s an Adam Sandler movie! What drove you to even watch it in the first place? What did you expect? Sophisticated Frasier-style wordplay? Swiftian satire? Even South Park levels of humorous crudity? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!

By: Rodti

Rodti — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:59:38 +0000

I think I might calculate a rough estimate of how many breaths I took during YDMWTZ and, should I ever meet Mr Sandler, physically deny him the opportunity to take a similar number.

By: wingpig

wingpig — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:53:22 +0000

Be mildly heartened that although a mere two hours of your life were thieved it must have taken Sandler a number of days to film. That’s a number of days which he will never get back compared to your twelfth.