the electric interfunt

What is HORTO GRAVANDA? HORTO GRAVANDA is the language of pleasant greetings. While other languages are cluttered by words for all manner of different things, HORTO GRAVANDA is perfect for greeting people in a pleasant fashion as its only word is ‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘, roughly translating as ‘hello‘. While ‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘ would be regarded as two words in any other language, it is made into one by the secret punctuation unique to the language of ‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘. When you say ‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘ to someone, you’re not just saying ‘hello’ (or ‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘) to them, but you’re saying ‘hello’ (‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘) to their mother. This is the beauty of ‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘.

So go on, say ‘HORTO GRAVANDA‘ today!