Although that may just be me.

I would, though, like to present the audience with “Arthur, the Roadworks Wasp”.

Predatory road threats aside, I do particularly enjoy the new habit of writing “Grass my bad driving to my boss – here’s his phone number.” on the back of commercial vehicles. It would be a lot of fun listening to a driver explaining to a policeman that he was only using his mobile to report a bad driver while the AA pull his car out of a ditch stage left.

Job the pothole snail and Anthony the Adverse Camber Stoat are the one to watch.

It’s more than their jobs worth.

Carry on.