Some fantastic level crossing near-misses here, courtesy of Sky News (apologies for the advert beforehand). Gaze in wonder at these most asinine feats of human endeavour! See those brave imbeciles who will risk their lives to get somewhere ever so slightly quicker than if they’d just waited!
Apparently fifteen people lost their lives in the UK last year on level crossings. I’m hopeful that at least one of them was hit so hard that their faces were spread across the front of the train in such a way that it looked like a sickeningly visceral character from Thomas The Tank Engine. Imagine the look on the faces of any children present as it pulled into the next station! “Look Mummy, it’s Clancy the bleeding engine!”
There’s money to be made here. Get me Britt Allcroft’s phone number.
