You don’t rent the or buy the Zohan either. You don’t ever watch the Zohan under any circumstances. You do not allow others to watch the Zohan. You do not speak of the Zohan.
Now I like racism as much as the next man*, but someone needs to tell Adam Sandler that there’s only so much comedy material to be found in parodying stereotypes of Jews and Arabs, and certainly not enough to fill one hour and fifty six minutes.
ONE HOUR AND FIFTY SIX MINUTES OF MY FUCKING LIFE THAT I’LL NEVER GET BACK.
Wouldn’t it be funny if I was Arab, and declared a fatwa on Adam Sandler? Because he’s probably, like, a Jew and stuff? And Arabs are just mental and declare fatwas all the time! Hah! That’s comedy fucking gold, right there.
* A funny joke. Take note, Sandler.
