It can’t be said that the British Egg Information service don’t have a sense of humour. They do! I’ve found a wonderful page of egg-related hilarity and mirth on their new and improved website:
A husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall!
Stupid husbands! They’re all stupid!
Q. What’s the difference between a soldier and a fireman?
A. You can’t dip a fireman in an egg
Yes you can. If it’s a really big egg.
There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said ‘owch it’s hot in here…’ The other egg said ‘arghhhh!! A talking egg!!’
I’m sure they were both saying ‘arghhhh!!’, as they were both being boiled. They probably went rather quiet soon after. Don’t worry avid readers, I’ve come up with my own yolk (joke):
What do you call an egg on a bus? The ticket inspeggtor!
Please don’t cry.
