I have lots of ideas. Lots of them. Sometimes these ideas are good ideas, but more often than not they’re terrible ideas. Most of these ideas are of the variety that most people would keep to themselves for fear of being branded a sickening fiend and consequently excommunicated from society as a whole.
I write down all of these ideas.
Recently my list of ideas has got a little overlong, and realising that I’m never going to do anything with any of them I thought I’d do a little spring cleaning, get them out in the open, and ultimately out of my notebook.
Here goes.
Phlegmange
It’s a pudding made of phlegm. There’s not really any more to it than that. I’m not sure exactly how the phlegm would be set into the shape of a pudding, nor where such large quantities of phlegm could be sourced, but I like the sound of it enough to write it down for posterity. I briefly contemplated rendering a phlegmange in Photoshop before realising that such a thing was not only beyond my capabilities as a graphic manipulator but almost certainly more than I could stomach on any given day. Continue reading ‘Thoughtpuke’
