The Electric Interfunt has blog stabbed poor, defenceless Res Ipsa Loquitur, the personal weblog of Simon J James. Taking one look at the vast quantities of blood spurting from its severed jugular, Res Ipsa Loquitur desperately tries to scramble away, but The Electric Interfunt gives chase, pinning Res Ipsa Loquitur to the ground and plunging the blade into its soft abdomen again and again and again.

After burying Res Ipsa Loquitur in a shallow grave, The Electric Interfunt lights a cigarette in the darkness and laughs a terrible, hollow laugh.

Res Ipsa Loquitur is dead.

Res Ipsa Loquitur has completed 0.05% of the internet.