the electric interfunt » tooting leisure centre http://interfunt.com Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:28:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Tooting Leisure Centre http://interfunt.com/funtlery/26/tooting-leisure-centre/ http://interfunt.com/funtlery/26/tooting-leisure-centre/#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:22:45 +0000 rodti http://interfunt.com/?p=26 I received my first unsolicited promotional text message the other day. Little did I know that the fuckers would would pester me relentlessly on a daily basis. How long can I resist? How long?

27/02 HURRY! No time to delay join tooting leisure centre today & get March for just £20.08. No contract + 5pt sessions FREE. call 02083337555.

28/02 Extended offer! Tooting leisure centre are still giving you march for just £20.08 with 5 personal training sessions FREE. Call now;02083337555

29/02 Last day to join tooting leisure centre & get march for just £20.08 + 5 pt sessions FREE & NO CONTRACT. SO HURRY! call 02083337555

Now, I’m working on the assumption here that they’re talking about a leisure centre in Tooting, but if they’re trying to get me to join a leisure centre that toots I’m sold.

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