As a decidedly questionable method of ‘big upping’ the blogs of my peers, I hereby dedicate this, the internet’s first ‘blog stab‘ to a hapless Welshman and his bawling idiocy:
The Electric Interfunt has blog stabbed poor, defenceless Res Ipsa Loquitur, the personal weblog of Simon J James. Taking one look at the vast quantities of blood spurting from its severed jugular, Res Ipsa Loquitur desperately tries to scramble away, but The Electric Interfunt gives chase, pinning Res Ipsa Loquitur to the ground and plunging the blade into its soft abdomen again and again and again.
After burying Res Ipsa Loquitur in a shallow grave, The Electric Interfunt lights a cigarette in the darkness and laughs a terrible, hollow laugh.
Res Ipsa Loquitur is dead.
Res Ipsa Loquitur has completed 0.05% of the internet.
Res Ipsa Loquitur is the worlds first ZOMBIE BLOG and is looking for SCOTCH BRAINS.
“Scotch brains” must be an oxymoron, surely?
HELLO. OPEN UP.. .IT’S THE FUZZ.
Are you The Electric Interfunt?
We’re just making some enquiries on a recent blog stab in the area. Where were you between the hours of 16:30 and 17:15 on the 27 January?
Is that a virtual knife covered in the virtual blood of Res Ipsa Loquitur?